A dark OpenOffice splash for people who like the default one but dislike the colours.
Ubuntu users: Copy file as root into /usr/lib/openoffice/program/ and restart OpenOffice.
--Optional: complementary progress bar colour (instead of default blue)--
Open /etc/openoffice/sofficerc as root and change the progress bar colour to:
Sorry, can't help with installation on other distros - not a Linux expert.